TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL.
TWO CHEEKS.
ONE ARK.
$NASS — No promises. Just ass.
THE ASS MAP 🍑🚢
Noah had a plan. So do we. The difference is our Ark has more ass. 🍑
PHASE 1 — BUILD THE ARK 🛠️🚢
- Launch $NOAHSASS
- Website goes live
- X goes live
- Establish official socials
- Start building the OG community
- Begin daily memes and content
PHASE 2 — LOAD THE ARK 🦒🍑
- Grow the $NOAHSASS community
- Launch the official community hub
- Meme competitions and community events
- Creator and community collaborations
- Expand the Noah’s Ass universe
PHASE 3 — RELEASE THE FLOOD 🌊
- Expand awareness across the crypto community
- Creator/KOL outreach
- Community-led campaigns
- Bigger collaborations
- Continue developing on feedback
PHASE 4 — UNCHARTED WATERS 🗺️🚢
- Community decides what comes next
- New website features
- Bigger creative collaborations
- Expand the $NOAHSASS universe
- Keep the Ark sailing
MEET THE ARK COMMANDERS
Noah
CAPTAIN CHEEKS 🍑
Builder of the Ark. Collector of animals. Owner of the cheeks that launched a movement. Two of every animal. One legendary ass
Bear Grylls
CHIEF ASS-CHAEOLOGIST 🏺
Sent to investigate the legendary Ark site. Dug too deep. Saw too much. What he uncovered would change ass-chaeology forever.
THE FLOOD IS COMING. GET YOUR $NASS ABOARD
Step 01
STEP 01 — GET A WALLET
Download a Solana-compatible wallet and get it ready.
Step 02
STEP 02 — LOAD UP SOL
Buy SOL and send it to your wallet to use for the swap.
Step 03
STEP 03 — FIND $NASS
Use the official $NASS contract address from this website. Always verify the contract address.
OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESS (CA)
Step 04
STEP 04 — SWAP FOR $NASS 🍑
Connect your wallet to the supported exchange, swap your SOL for $NASS, and welcome aboard the Ark.
THE FLOOD IS COMING. DON'T BE A SINKER.
Secure your spot on the most outrageous Ark in crypto history. $NASS waits for no one — especially not the animals who are too slow to check their wallets.